We Are Only Young Once

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: chris paul, dominican hospital, emergency room, humor, its beach, la clippers, NBA playoffs, San Antonio Spurs, steamer lane, sunrise — geoff @ 9:19 am

Good morning and greetings, May Day fans. The magnificent month of April is now just dust in the wind, but it went out with a wonderous bang. On a scale on one to ten, last week was a pretty good one by NBA standards, with the San Antonio Spurs and the L.A. Clippers playoff series turning out to the a, legendary must see TV event. For pro hoops fans, this was true, unscripted NBA drama, setting the stage to see if the new kids on the block could dethrone the aging champions.

With Kobe Bryant and the Lakers being a non factor in the basketball world, the once dreadful Clips team have become the milk toast of Hollywood. The Clippers Chris Paul and Blake Griffin have been as dominating on the court as in their ridiculous TV commercials. The red carpet had been rolled out for the Clippers to make some noise in the playoffs. But was it to be their time?

They had narrowly beaten our beloved Warriors in last year’s opening round, but lost to the Oklahoma City Thunder in round two. But ballsy new owner Steve Ballmer blew up the town by plunking down a record $2 billion to purchase the franchise last year from disgraced owner Donald Sterling, so things were looking up. It was now their time, their town. Own the playoffs.

But a funny thing happened on the last day of the season, as the seedings went haywire and the Clipper’s opponent in the opening round were the defending champion San Antonio Spurs. This was a true heavyweight matchup, as both teams were more than worthy of moving on to the next round. Would this once laughingstock of a franchise unload all their previous baggage and make some history?

Well, Saturday night there was a changing of the guard, as Chris Paul, playing with a painful hamstring injury, refused to lose and put the team on his back as they prevailed over the Spurs in game seven, 111-109. It was a legendary contest for the ages, as the up and coming Clips kept on coming back and hitting big shots to take down last year’s NBA champions.

Paul hit a spectacular shot with one second left that provided the winning margin, leaving the Spurs and their fans stunned. It was a shame one team had to lose. The Clippers now move on to the western conference semi finals, where they face the bearded James Harden and the Houston Rockets.

This is setting up a Western Conference showdown with the Golden State Warriors, who swept the young New Orleans Pelicans in the opening round by a 4-0 margin to move on, where they will take on the depleted Memphis Grizzlies. The young Warriors crushed the Grizzlies in their two previous meetings, and as former coach Mark Jackson would say, “This team is on a mission from God.” The Warriors easily handled Memphis in the opening game on Sunday in Oakland, with game two coming up on Tuesday.

So the other highlight of last week was spending some quality time in the emergency room at Dominican Hospital. Last Monday, at approximately 10:20 am, my 89-year-old mother decided to take a swan dive onto her linoleum kitchen floor. When my father’s caregiver discovered her, she was down for the count, a very scary situation.

I immediately got a call and hurried down there, following behind the ambulance the mile or so to my parent’s abode. The Fire Department’s paramedic were already on the scene and checking her vitals. My mother was still on the floor when I arrived and out of it, having no idea what had happened.By some miracle, there was no blood, no bruising, no broken bones. She did say that her neck hurt, so they put her in a soft collar, placed her in a sheet and carried her outside to the gurney, where she was loaded into the ambulance. Still having no idea of where she was or who was playing that night, and it was off the the ER at Dominican.

Well, it seemed that it was welcome wagon Monday, as at 11 am, five ambulances arrived at one time. Inside the waiting room, the place filling up like Grand Central Station. Scattered about were pregnant women, crying babies, wrenched knees, dog bite victims, criminals in handcuffs, heroin addicts and TV agents, a virtual potpourri of open wounds and injuries.

Since my mother had to be wheeled in, she got a room at the end of the corridor, which unfortunately for me, was away from the control center, the heartbeat of the ER, where all the action is. Things in here move slowly, so you have a lot of time to hurry up and wait. The doctor arrived and found her being dehydrated, so they hooked to her up to a saline drip, ordered some tests and told her to relax.

In the meantime, I was in the midst of the worst cold I had in years, a real doozy. And I had to attend to needs of my 98-year-old father at home, who knew nothing of the situation. Fortunately, he still doesn’t.

My mother stayed at Dominican for two nights, which I was hoping would be like a vacation from my father, but she had little to eat and not much sleep. After two nights and a new prescription for an infection, we checked her out and headed back home. I knew the stress from my lack of sleep and good looks would catch up with me somehow, and I was hit with the mother lode.

But my mother and father survived the ordeal, and my sister-in-law Wendi came down from Marin last Wednesday to help out. My mother got awfully lucky, because she was a concussion or broken hip waiting to happen. As for me, I have my own issues to deal with, but I’m just happy to be done with this latest crisis. On to the second round, Warrior fans.

For today’s photo series, we are heading down to Its Beach on the morning of March 13th. I started off shooting the reflection from the clouds down on the sand, and the headed over to Steamer Lane. The sky was full of beautiful red clouds which changed to orange as it got closer to sunrise. Then sun the arose and cast a wonderful light across the water. For my final shot, I got the sun trying to disappear into the clouds. All in a day’s work.

On to some late night humor. “Floyd Mayweather said he will make around $200 million for his fight on Saturday against Manny Pacquiao. Meanwhile, the horse that wins the Kentucky Derby will get an extra carrot. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in New York City this week. Hillary told them, “Good luck with the reboot of your ’90s show.” And they said, “Thanks. Good luck with yours.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is expected to announce tomorrow that he is running for president, making him Hillary Clinton’s only Democratic challenger so far. Or as Hillary put it, “Oooo, appetizers!”According to a survey from the Physical Activity Council, Americans are the least active they’ve been since 2007. To which Netflix said, “You’re welcome.” – JImmy Fallon

“In Oregon, a number of brewers are competing to turn sewer water into beer. The brewer said, “Hey, if Bud Light can do it, we can do it.” In Baltimore, the Orioles and the Chicago White Sox played a game today in a completely empty stadium. It was the first major sporting event to be played in an empty stadium, unless you count every professional soccer game in America.” – Conan O’Brien

“Nicki Minaj made a 13-year-old boy’s dream come true when she performed at his bar mitzvah over the weekend. Imagine being the kid at that school who’s having the next bar mitzvah. How do you compete with that? His friends will say, “What, you’re having a magician? He’d better reach into his hat and pull out Beyoncé.” – James Corden “There’s a new dating app that pairs attractive females with generous males who will fly them to foreign countries for first dates. If you’d like to know more, tune in to next week’s “Dateline.” -Seth Meyers

So we’ll catch you playing in pain, while hitting impossible shots and willing your team to victory to advance on in the playoffs. Aloha, mahalo and later, Chris Paul fans.

Comments (3)

Yesiree, some great hoops this past week. Wishing your Mom well.

Comment by Babs — May 4, 2015 @ 8:08 am

That was an epic game. Nice of Comcast to lose theTNT feed due to the overload from the Mayweather/Pacquio fight. Hello, sports bar and a bowl of chili. No fun to be had in emergency rooms, unless you’re having a baby. Hang in there. Warriors in 5.

Comment by Steph Curry — May 4, 2015 @ 8:44 am

well that blog was certainly chock full of a lot of what’s so. Thanks for sharing- and being clever at the same time! That’s just like you! Go Warriors! And let’s pray for no more swan dives.

Comment by wendi — May 4, 2015 @ 8:57 am

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