The Father The Son And The Holy Coast
Now, I’m not exactly sure where he went, but I’m thinking Baja, somewhere along the coast. Now when the Gilbert family goes on vacation, we are happy to do nothing besides eat, read, swim and relax. After returning from his Mexican vacation, Jason informed me that their family did even less, which is quite an accomplishment.
His days were filled with meals of fabulous Mexican cuisine, taking naps in the hammock and vigorous games of Scrabble at night. The ocean was too rough for him to learn how to surf, so he spent the days happily reading and discovering new recipes for salsa.
So being that I hadn’t seen my first born in three and half months, I decided it was time for my annual road trip down the coast to Goleta, which is where the UC Santa Barbara campus is located. My plan was to drive down early Saturday morning and spend the day with Jason before heading back early Sunday, so to be back in time for the tip off of the first of the four playoff games on the day.
Now I am an early riser, as I haven’t woken up after 6 am since Woodstock. There is really no rhyme or reason to why I have to be up at around 5 am, but once I awake my mind is on full alert and at that point, there is no turning back. Occasionally, I can fall back to sleep, but it’s never for long.
They say life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep, but I’m not buying it. I know I’m sleep deprived and suffer from a little sleep apnea, but then again, who doesn’t? So I spend the day yawning and go about my business.
I was a little anxious about getting up early, so I hopped into bed a little after 10 pm. I was definitely tired from playing basketball in the afternoon, and so I thought I could perhaps drift off to dreamland before hitting the road in the early morning hours, before dawn’s early light.
Well, I finally fell asleep at 11:30, and then slept in till 12:30, and when I awoke and saw the time, I realized in was in trouble. I tried switching beds, watching TV, but I knew that by 2 am the sleep train had pulled out of the station.
So I just waited till 4 am, and then hit the road. For my four hour plus ride, I had brought along some select Howard Stern cassette tapes that I recorded back in the 80’s. They included interviews with Jerry Seinfeld, David Lee Roth, Sam Kinison, Gary Shandling, Joe Piscopo and more. Even though I have heard them numerous times, they are always entertaining and make the time go by much more pleasantly.
On to some late night humor. “An intruder was arrested at the White House last night after trying to jump the fence. Authorities aren’t releasing the fence jumper’s identity, but they did say that she tore her pantsuit. A company has come out with a line of medical marijuana dog treats. Finally a medicine that will help my dog lie on the couch all day.” – Seth Meyers